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Shane
,→Quotes: organized After Marriage quotes; added engaged quote
'''When given the Mermaid's Pendant'''
{{quote|...!!! I accept!! ... I'll set everything up. We'll have the ceremony in 3 days, okay?}}
'''When engaged'''
{{quote|Part of me is wondering if this isn't all some elaborate prank. I can't believe you'd actually want to marry someone like me.}}
'''After Group 10 Heart Event'''
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'''Indoor Days'''{{quote|Hey, <spouse name>Buh. You were sleeping .. sometimes life feels like a baby so slow, gray blur... know what I slipped out of bed and went for mean?}}{{quote|Do me a morning walk around favor... when I pass away, use my dust to fertilize some corn for the farmhens. Everything looks fine}}{{quote|*smooch*... Mmm, it tastes like someone's been nibbling on pizza rolls.}}
{{quote|I may keep to myself a lot, and I may seem unhappy sometimes... but I do appreciate all the work you do. I'm a lucky guy.}}
{{quote|<spouse name>? I just want to say that I appreciate all the hard work you do for our household.}}{{quote|*smooch*... Mmm, it tastes like someoneThere's been nibbling on pizza rollssomething special in the air.}}{{quote|Huh... You're wondering why I have this goofy grin on my face? You really have a short memory span, don't you? *blushsniff*}}{{quote|Hey, if I ever seem cranky, just ignore it. I get in weird moods sometimes, but it's not about you... okaywhat is that?}}{{quote|BuhOh... It's just this old corn chip I wish I was six inches taller and put in my pocket a whole lot smarter... You like me for who I am? I still have a hard time understanding that..few weeks ago.*crunch*}}{{quote|I'm starting to really feel my age... got up early and I'm not comfortable with that at fed all.}}{{quote|Do me a favor... when I pass away, use my dust to fertilize some corn for the hensfarm animals.}}{{quote|I dunno if my lungs can handle this freshnesshope that makes your job a little easier today. Ialso filled <pet'm still used to JojaAirs name> water bowl.}}
{{quote|I spent the morning repairing a few of the fences. They should be as good as new.}}
''In his side room''{{quote|Beer or cider? Sometimes life can be challenging. Hi, [Player]. I got up early 'll just hang out in here today and fed all the farm animalsuh. I hope that makes your job .. maybe sweep the floor a little easier todaybit or something.}}''Giving food''{{quote|Hey. Take this... I also filled <petput a bit too much in the microwave. Sorry if it's name> water bowlsquishy.}} '''Outdoor Days'''
{{quote|I didn't sleep well last night so I'm hoping this fresh air will help get the juices flowing. What juices, you ask? Heh... you're weird.}}
{{quote|Sometimes I stop and realize that I'm nothing more than a bag of juicy, squishy flesh. But hey... that's just fine... what's life, anyway?}}
{{quote|*Sniff*When I stop and think about it... *sniff*... mmm... whatI's that wonderful fragrance you're wearing? Eau de pepperoni?}}{{quote|The name 'Shane' means 'Gift from Yoba'... What m in a joke.}}{{quote|Ah..good place.My life on the farm sure beats working at Joja. That place was disgusting. You thought it was depressing out front? Kid, you should see the backroom..is pretty nice.}}{{quote|I just got off the phone with Jas and MarnieOoohh. They seem to be having a pretty good time without me.}}{{quote|I don't really feel like doing work today. Maybe I'll see what's on TVmy tongue is swollen from eating too many pepper poppers.}}{{quote|Beer or cider? Sometimes life can be challenging.}}{{quote|HiHey, <spouse name>[Player]. You were sleeping like a baby so I'll just hang slipped out in here today of bed and uh... maybe sweep the floor went for a little bit or somethingmorning walk around the farm. Everything looks fine.}}{{quote|I hope Jas and Marnie are doing alright without medunno if my lungs can handle this freshness. I'm not too worried... Jas is old enough now still used to take care of the animals on her ownJojaAir.}}{{quote|Buhh... I don't feel like being productive today.}}'By his chicken coop''{{quote|Are we Charlie's doing okay on money? I don't want to have to go back to working at Jojawell.}}{{quote|I'm in a great mood today... The Tunnelers won big last night.}}'Standing by river''{{quote|You know what? I think IDon've lost some weight since moving in with you.}}{{quote|Ah... t worry, this is the life. No responsibilities, Tunnelers game tonight, fridge stocked with all the goodies a guy could needonly Joja Cola.}}When giving spouse food{{quote|Hey. Take this [omelet]... I put a bit too much in the microwave. Sorry if it's squishy.}}{{quote|Here... take this [pepper poppers]. I bought some of those a while ago and they're almost expired...}}At night, before bed'Indoor Nights'''
{{quote|I'm just gonna have a couple more beers before closing my eyes for the night.}}
{{quote|If... If only... ah, I was just thinking back on the glory days, when I played gridball on the varsity team. Now I'm old and weak, though...}}
{{quote|Ughh... *gurgle*... I feel a little bloated... oof... too much Joja all-purpose dipping sauce.}}
{{quote|Buh... I wish I was six inches taller and a whole lot smarter... You like me for who I am? I still have a hard time understanding that...}}
{{quote|I spent all day watching TV and now my legs feel like soft dough. Guess I'll have to take it easy until tomorrow.}}
{{quote|How was your day? Mine actually went pretty well.}}
'''Rainy Days'''
{{quote|I hope Jas and Marnie are doing alright without me. I'm not too worried... Jas is old enough now to take care of the animals on her own.}}
{{quote|You know what? I think I've lost some weight since moving in with you.}}
{{quote|Buhh... I don't feel like being productive today.}}
{{quote|[Player], should I do something useful today?... or just nap forever?}}
{{quote|The roof's leaking? Ah well... a little mold never hurt anyone.}}
''Giving food''
{{quote|Here... take this. I bought some of those a while ago and they're almost expired...}}
'''Rainy Nights'''
{{quote|Hmm... seems like a good night to microwave a few pizza rolls. Some people like to cook them in the oven, but it just takes too long for me. Plus I like that squishy texture.}}
{{quote|Working at Joja was a drag, but at least I got The tip-tappa-tip of the rain takes me to interact with people occasionallya different time... a different place.}}On a rainy day
{{quote|I guess... if I had some pants I might've gone outside today... but, nah.}}
{{quote|I like gloomy weather, but I feel kinda bad for the hens.}}
{{quote|Tip-tappa-tip-tappa-tip... I'm starting to feel thirsty.}}
{{quote|The tip-tappa-tip of I just got off the rain takes me phone with Jas and Marnie. They seem to be having a different pretty good time... a different placewithout me.}} '''After receiving the Stardrop from Shane'''
{{quote|Honey... I wanted to give you that fruit as a symbol of my love.}}
{{quote|I'm going out today, alright?}}
{{quote|I'm attached to these woods... lots of memories...}}
''At home''
{{quote|Sorry if I'm sweaty... That was quite a walk... Buh, I'm out of shape.}}
''Friday night, at the saloon''{{quote|If I don't order a cold one now and then, Gus will go out of business. I'm just doing my civic duty. I'll head home around 10.}} ''Shopping at Pierre's''
{{quote|Hmm... I have to say, JojaMart has a much better selection of frozen dinners.}}
{{quote|Sweetheart, can't you tell? You're pregnant.}}
'''After having childrenone child'''{{quote|It's weird, when I was younger I swore I'd never have a kid. I wonder what happened to me?}}{{quote|Let's make sure to give <baby name> [child] lots of eggs... Baby's gotta grow those legs!}}
{{quote|Papa Shane reporting for duty... Buh... I've become corny in my old age.}}
{{quote|Maybe I'll learn a new skill this year...}}
{{quote|I like seeing all the tropical plants this time of year. The valley gets so lush.}}
''Day before the Luau''{{quote|It's summer... that means I might fast until the house is full of fliesluau tomorrow. Don't worry, Ineed the ol'll take care of thembag to be empty so I can fill it with piping hot soup.}}''Summer 27''
{{quote|What are your plans for the fall? I'm going to try and incorporate more wine into my diet.}}
{{quote|Hmm... I might have to buy a few cases of pumpkin ale to celebrate the season...}}
''Day before the Stardew Valley Fair''{{quote|WinterI'll be helping Marnie with the animals at tomorrow's fair, like usual. You should just around the cornerkick back and have some fun. We need }}''Fall 17''{{quote|I'm starting to double check the heating system, turn off the valves, really feel my age... and check I'm not comfortable with that at all the insulation in the house. Don}} 't worry''Winter'''{{quote|There's a wide, wide world out there... but I'll take care of it alld rather stay in my room.}}On the 1st/28th of ''Winter1''
{{quote|Any big plans this winter? I'll probably end up watching a lot of TV and just hanging out around the house.}}
''Winter 28''
{{quote|Well, another year gone by... I look a little older, but that's about all.}}
{{quote|...
...Leave me alone.}}