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''Built Pam's House''
{{quote|I heard you built Pam a house... That's really generous... You know, I could use a hundred thousand gold myself... in exchange for a ... ya know... *ahem* ...ah ...Just kidding. ...Heh.}}
''Built Pam's House, anonymous''
'''[[Egg Festival]]'''
{{quote|Our hens have been working overtime to prepare for this festival. They deserve the best tonight... *unzips pants*.bowls full of sweet yellow corn!}}
'''[[Flower Dance]]'''
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'''Indoor Days'''
{{quote|BruhBuh... sometimes life feels like a slow, gray blur... know what I mean?}}
{{quote|Do me a favor... when I pass away, use my dust to fertilize some corn for the hens.}}
{{quote|*smooch*... Mmm, it tastes like someone's been nibbling on pizza rolls.}}
{{quote|I hope Jas and Marnie are doing alright without me. I'm not too worried... Jas is old enough now to take care of the animals on her own.}}
{{quote|You know what? I think I've lost some weight since moving in with you.}}
{{quote|BruhhBuhh... I don't feel like being productive today.}}
{{quote|[Player], should I do something useful today?... or just nap forever?}}
{{quote|The roof's leaking? Ah well... a little mold never hurt anyone.}}
{{quote|I'm attached to these woods... lots of memories...}}
''At home''
{{quote|Sorry if I'm sweaty... That was quite a walk... BruhBuh, I'm out of shape.}}
''Friday night, at the saloon''
{{quote|Maybe I'll learn a new skill this year...}}
''Spring 1''
{{quote|Ooo... my throbbing cockhead. How many times did I jerk my wang have last night?}}
''Day before the Egg Festival''
{{quote|The egg festival is probably my favorite... you know how I am, I go crazy for anything to do with chickens.}}
* Judging by the 'Mega Station' console in Shane's bedroom, he is a gamer. Additionally, it is hooked up to a 'Code Sultan XL'.
* During Shane's second seven heart event, [[Clint]] says that "[[Joja Cola]] has three times the sorbitol for a thick, sweet, blast." The joke is that sorbitol is a thick, slightly sweet substance that when consumed in large quantities can cause gastrointestinal distress, with symptoms such as gas and diarrhea (both of which could be considered a "blast.")
* When married, he'll admit to wishing "that he was six inches longertaller".
** When comparing the male sprites to each other during the Flower Dance cutscene, Shane is relatively shorter.
* He used to play for his high school's varsity gridball team.
